You might hate Juan Pablo, but no one hates Juan Pablo more than Chris Harrison.
I wouldn’t want my kids to have a father like you.- (via iwanttobeyourinfinity)
PLOT TWIST: JUAN PABLO GETS DOWN ON ONE KNEE IN FRONT OF MIRROR AND PROPOSES TO HIMSELF
instead of taking birth control you can have sex at night bc the sperm are asleep + you won’t get pregnant
Are you a U.S. senator?
today my professor told me
every cell in our entire body
is destroyed and replaced
every seven years.
how comforting it is to know
one day i will have a body
you will have never touched.